Comedian. Actor. Writer. Failed Pop Star.
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Knockout Advice

I saw a young woman with a black eye reading, “The Power of Now.” I felt bad making a judgment, but I’m positive “The Power of Then” would  have been a more relevant read.


Guinness World Records

Interviewing someone from Guinness World Records must be interesting. Talking “on the record” and “off the record” must be confusing.


Size Up

Ladies are obsessed with Hanky Panky’s  “One Size Fits All” thongs.  I personally think that gives too many women the unnecessary benefit of the doubt.


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