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Another Drink, Please

New research shows that after years of declining sales, the beer industry this year is once again posting increased sales. Also increasing, morning apologies.


Fresh Meat

A student at the University of Wisconsin is paying his way through school by winning eating contests. He’s the first college student to gain a freshman $15,000.


Germs and Driving

Connecticut police arrested a women for allegedly driving drunk after drinking half a bottle of hand sanitizer. Only 99.9% of her buzz was killed.


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