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Spanx You Very Much

Forbes named Sara Blakely, the creator of Spanx, the youngest self-made female billionaire in the world, squeezing herself into the 1%.


Germs and Driving

Connecticut police arrested a women for allegedly driving drunk after drinking half a bottle of hand sanitizer. Only 99.9% of her buzz was killed.


Love and Other Drugs

A new study lists Trenton, New Jersey as the least romantic city in the country. The study was conducted by Google Street View.


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